BEDA 8: Galavanting on rooftops, Egg McMuffins and assorted badassery.

I came across this picture from the only legit party I've ever gone to. As you might notice, it was pretty legit. I mean, only the most legit parties have a cake with a picture of Charmander on it. At least, the drunk people thought so and the sober people weren't opposed to cake in the least.

In the interest of a speedy post, today I realized just how straightedge I am and how I have to keep to that because I have thrown myself into the position of keeping (a few) people accountable for things. Strangely enough, one of my ways of keeping people accountable is by posting this on the occasional facebook wall. I'm a ridiculous human being but it works strangely well. I just have so much of a conscience that I have some to share. Don't send your kids to Christian school, friends. Only two years did this to me. I suppose if I had been there any longer I would have rebelled and been crazy instead.

Tonight I went on a roof after dark. It was sketchy, I had to climb about ten flights of stairs and I felt strangely daring. I live such a dangerous life of occasionally going on rooftop parking after dark. Also, one time I ate an Egg McMuffin in the library, even though eating isn't allowed in the library.

I really hope my writing conveys sarcasm in the right places.
Love,
-J-