glurg... *snore*

Sorry if this is a failure in grammar and the English language in general. My head isn't working very well.

I've been feeling extremely crappy ever since Sunday night. I'm staying home today, and I already stayed home yesterday. I slept most of yesterday, which extremely rare for me. I think I'm over the worst of it, though. As in I can kind of eat and I'm not throwing up anymore. Unfortunately, I ended up passing it on to my mom.
Love,
-J-

"I hurt myself far too much." *walks directly into doorknob*

I've posted A LOT in the last few days. Maybe it's because I finally realized it's no longer winter, and I feel happy about everything in life. And I nothing else to do, and writing brings joy to my heart.

Actually, I have to go to the music store and get new guitar strings, because I haven't changed them yet... and I got my guitar last July. They reek of old metal and are really flat, and I've nearly given up on attempting to tune my guitar. After I get them, then comes the fun part of trying to change them. I just know my dad is going to try to look up instructions on google, but we will eventually end up failing, or doing it wrong.

My cousin called me today and asked in an impressingly monotone voice if I wanted to go swimming this afternoon. I turned it down(asked her what time, talked to my mom for a few seconds, then pretended that I actually had a life) because I've seen my cousin once in the last year, for an afternoon, and in that short time she managed to prove that she is one of those people that the only adjective you can come up with to describe them is "nice"(or "dull").

That is why I hang out with my cat. But even that isn't an option because Mom fed her tuna and now she smells like a fish that was in a can for a few months.

*music after assembly* "I'm never gonna give you up! I'm never gonna let you down!" "Did they just Rick roll the entire school?"

Turns out Moriah went to youth, when I thought she wasn't. *smile*. And I was trying to get the last of the ice out of the bottom of my slushie cup, and it plopped right in the middle of my sweater. This sweater has been through a lot, I just realized, as it's also the Dr. Pepper sweater.

I've been sitting here for the last hour and a half, downloading new music. I've discovered something: if you are anything like me, you will find Family Force 5 hilarious. They're just... so incredibly random and pointless that it makes me happy.

Random moment: Wednesday during French, half of my class was arguing over which one of them would date Justin Bieber, and the other half was staring out the window at a guy who stepped out a door across the street holding a microwave, looked nervously to both sides, then ran down the road as fast as he could.

Another random moment: Yesterday in art, Robyn opened a little piece of paper sitting on the table, and it said,"What is circumcision?" She felt obliged to answer it, and wrote under it,"When a man becomes a women." Pretty much made my day.

Hey, it's the weekend. Now what? This is one of those weekends where it seems everybody has plans except me. I do, however, get to sleep in tomorrow. Bliss.
-J-

"Did you just say that Julianne has a handlebar moustache?" *facedesk* "You're just jealous!"

"Hunt for the rabid man eating squirrel" is up on youtube! I can't seem to get the link working, so copy and paste this into the address bar(is that what it's called?) thingy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0klqAaAiwE

I'm going to youth tonight. I don't even know if anybody is going to be there, between the play at my school and their mediocre lives, but whatever, I need to get out.

Speaking of the play, I went to go see 'Grease' last night at my school with Katie and Sam. I really liked it, they did an awesome job. However, the play made me realize just how screwed up 'Grease' was to begin with. Whooo! Dress like a ho and the guys will like you! Seriously? Why do they even make things that have priorities like that? Then of course, 'Grease' did originally come out in the 70's or something like that. My parents are going to see it tonight, so I don't have a ride to youth, but I'm going to take the bus 'cause I'm cool like that.

Speaking of the bus, I must frolic to the bus stop! I should go get a slushie, too, as the store is located conveniently 30 seconds away from the bus stop.
Love
-J-

*tries to set books on desk, misses* "Fail."

I have to pick my courses tomorrow. I will be so happy when it's over. That and my math midterm, English test, and Science test in the next 3 days.

I got super glue on my fingers trying to fix a dent in my guitar case. Now, my fingers are going to feel funny for a few days.

Today, I ate a burger and fries for lunch, then pizza for supper. I feel so incredibly sick now. Ick.

It's only Tuesday? Dear me.
-J-

"We're mentally unstable, aren't we?" "Ack." "What?" "Oh, just reading graffiti. You were saying?"

I'm trying to do homework, but I got distracted. I have to pick my courses for next year on Wednesday, and I was looking up my options on my school website. I'm thinking of going into full pre- IB. Could I be setting myself up for destruction by doing that? I don't know. I think I'm going to try it out anyways.

There were very few of my friends at school today. Katie A. went to a swimming competition this weekend, so she was probably too tired to go to school. Nick and James weren't there, either. During art, instead of sitting at my assigned table and listening to the other girls talk about their pitiful drama and Justin Bieber, I moved to the table next to mine because the guys there wanted to use my pencil crayons. We ended up telling squirrel(don't even try to get it) and Chuck Norris jokes.

I have so many tests all of the sudden! The teachers seem to plan it so that we have three weeks of barely anything, then all of our tests from that time on a single Friday. They scheme against us. Fools.

I've got to stop procrastinating, even though I've almost perfected the art of it.
May a batch of cookies land itself on your doorstep,
-J-

"I want birds on my socks, too!"

Fun day today :). I hung out with Andrea and Moriah at Andrea's house. We went frolicking through the forest, but Andrea got freaked out because she thought we were lost. We then went back to the house, ate popcorn and watched this MTV show called "My life as Liz" that was strangely amusing. Then we went for another frolic down the road, ended up laying on the pavement and nearly getting run over by a car. Lesson of day: do not lay on the warm pavement on roads. After that Moriah got a giant rusty tack thingy through the heel of her converse. We then headed back to help fill out Andrea's eight page application to be a LIT at camp, including a page of detailed questions about her spiritual beliefs. Yikes.

Yesterday Katie and I made a video titled "Hunt of the rabid man-eating squirrel". Link coming as soon as she gets it up on youtube.
Hugs and happiness,
-J-

No witty title *hyperventlates*

I was so bored today. There wasn't school, because of parent teacher. I didn't go. I just kind of sat around until I went to youth group around 7:30. Now I'm watching Across the Universe.

I realized today that I haven't had a life for around 2 weeks. Sad, isn't it?

Well, other than going swimming(up to my waist) at the res. It was freezing, but Sam being the person she is, she went under. Then we ate slushies, and I can feel my old slushie addiction coming back.
Love,
-J-

"You have magazine in your teeth."

I have quite a bit of homework tonight, and I feel the need to procrastinate a bit more.

Easter weekend included going to a maple sugar camp(run by a family friend) on Friday, bringing Katie and Sam along, and watching the 6th Harry Potter movie when we got back. Saturday I went to the mall with Sam and Katie, and we stayed there until about 4:30pm. I got home and watched a movie as I knitted a dishcloth. I haven't knitted for years, and I had a random urge to pick it up again. Sunday, I went to breakfast at church, then the Easter service. It was pretty much the same as every other Easter service I've ever been to(quite boring, after the number I've been to) and my dad even fell asleep during it. In the afternoon we drove to my grandparents' house and saw the new house they're going to move into next month. Later my grandmother hemmed about 6 pairs of jeans for me, because before now they were all rolled up a few inches. Monday I went to visit my aunt's strangely unchaotic house(being only 9 people there when there's usually 15) and ate way too much junk food.

I can only run away from my homework for so long.
-J-