In the past six months, I swear that I've watched one of my friends/also shift supervisors gradually transform into Ke$ha. Last night I closed with her, she opened this morning and in the brief time between that she went to a house party and got trashed. Today she kept complaining about how much her body hurt because last night (1) she slept on a couch and (2) she also fell down stairs three times. And yet this isn't nearly as bad as a night a few weeks ago when she broke her friend's toilet with her sexual exploits. I think that moment solidified her immunization to shame.
It's especially funny because she's nonchalantly trying to pull people down with her. She asked me what I was doing tomorrow and I replied that I going to school and then working the evening. She then casually went "So, probably not time for acid?". Firstly, 'partners in work, grocery shopping and LSD' isn't the sort of friendship I'm sure I can handle. And secondly, tomorrow is a freaking Monday. As someone who doesn't do parties or abuse substances, I still believe that partying should be confined to weekends. I get annoyed at people who let it leak back into Thursdays and forward into Mondays. You just don't do that. Thirdly, I can't help but feel that she's getting a bit of initiative from Reeves to corrupt me into a replacement version of him (he's more determined than I originally thought about this matter, I'm honestly a little frightened.) Most people she tells about her exploits are really impressed that she's a functioning person in society.
Pro-tip: Stay in school, only party on weekends and probably try avoiding substance abuse with your supervisor. My common sense has spoken.
Hearts,
Julianne
*frowns* what have you been up to while I was away?! stay sensible, Julianne!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm still very sensible. People are just trying me.
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