Reasons I'm Kind of an Ass Sometimes: An Incomplete List

1. I hate hypocrisy so I acknowledge when I'm a hypocrite, then attempt to justify it.
2. I play mind games with people sometimes when I'm bored and get way too much joy out of it.
3. I usually show up to everything exactly on time or slightly late.
4. I demand a source whenever people tell me slightly sketchy/unbelievable fact and actually expect one.
5. I ruin the things people love by telling them the faults in them.
6. I'm really grumpy when I'm hungry/exhausted.
7. I accidentally whine without feeling particularly annoyed anything.
8. I state the truth whether people want it or not.
9. I occasionally force my opinions on impressionable people, usually about things that don't matter.
10. I use text speak ironically.
11. I say YOLO ironically.
12. I do too many things ironically and unintentionally judge people who do the same things unironically.
13. I probably sound super condescending sometimes, completely unintentionally.
14. I refuse to take on almost any responsibility at youth group, for selfish reasons.
15. I'm really loud when I shouldn't be. 
16. I make people justify themselves when I really shouldn't.
17. I avoid elderly people at all costs, the sole reason being that I'm scared they'll judge me.
18. I judge people who order complex drinks at work.
19. I usually visibly lose interest when people begin talking about their love life.
20. I'm more biased against people for stupid things than I should be. 
21. I get angry every time this kid in my English class reads aloud or does a presentation because he does this really irritating throat clearing thing every thirty seconds.
22. I'm annoyed by any debate involving religion and will either immediately admit defeat or walk away.
23. I show up uninvited.
24. I ask questions to which I already know the answer. 
25. My goal at work is simply to be better than the worst barista there.
26. I'm annoyingly cynical about nearly everything.
27. I ignore social niceties more than is apparently acceptable. 
28. I'm worried I'm becoming really self absorbed and am doing absolutely nothing about it.
29. I'm making a list of reasons I'm kind of an ass sometimes and still feel narcissistic.

Hearts,
-J-