Things I don't understand the appeal of:

• Expensive socks
• Pet tarantulas
• Celebrity gossip
• The Republican party
• Smoking
• Gambling
• Obsessing over crushes
• Two and a Half Men
• Intentionally improper grammar and/or spelling
• 99% of pop music in 90% of situations
• Staying up really late without a good reason
  
• Using song lyrics to express everything
• Teenage drama and books/movies/TV shows based on it
• Scary movies
• Skipping class consistently for no reason
• Cheerleading
• Comic Sans

Love,-J-