Know what's hilarious? I'm an emcee (MC?) for my church's talent show in December. Yeah. Posters around have dubbed this talent show "The Christmas Gift Show: if you have a Christmas themed gift, then we want to see it!" I figure that if it's going to be that lame, then sure, I'll be an emcee for it. Prepare for many lame jokes!
Life lesson: when you have a stuffed up nose, and the menthol nose spray won't come out of the bottle, DO NOT turn the bottle upside down in your nose. The result of this idiocy while be a prolonged burning nostril and sinus, while the other is still stuffed up, as well as a mouthful of condensed eucalyptus stuff. The taste is still in my throat. Reminds me of that time in 6th grade in Kenya: "Children, now chew this leaf so you smell like the animals." Good times. Learn from my mistakes, friends.
I'm going to Rhoda's Christmas craft fair today with Moriah. Then I shall come back and attempt to translate my French speech, which Allan may or may not also translate. Smart friends are the best type of friends to have when panicking about assignments. But it's the "may or may not" part of this that concerns me the most, considering I'm suppose to have this memorized by Monday, and at this point in time, I have absolutely none of my speech translated. And I suck at French. Denial is what keeps me from having one continuous mental breakdown in life.
Love,
-J-
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