Here's what Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based lifeforms.
The Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
It just has such a strange, awesome sense of humor. I definitely appreciate it.
Also, as you probably guessed just by the fact that I just posted a few paragraphs about the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, that the first few days of summer have been very uneventful. Or rather, just the fact that I have a blog probably means my life, for the most part, is uneventful. However, I did go to Mispec with Sam, Katie yesterday. Even though it was beautiful in town, we got to Mispec and it was quite cold and cloudy. We still went swimming. Then we went back to Katie's house and sat in her bathtub in our bathing suits for an hour to warm up.
Another random observation about my life... the less I have going on in my life, the more I write about it. That is really weird. I guess that I actually have time to stop and think instead of having about half an hour of free time everyday.
I went grocery shopping today, and when I was helping my mom unpack the stuff at home, I noticed that cheddar cheese, carrots and oranges were all in the same bag. It was an awesomely orange bag.
-J-
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