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Monday, January 30, 2012

Comic Sans is the bain of my existence. Thought I'd put that out there. Most rightous anger stems from comic sans. And reposted facebook statuses.
In other news, I think I'm addicted to gifs. Is that possible?
Love,
-J-

Friday, January 27, 2012

Things I may or may not accomplish in my life:

  • Walking in heels.
  • Going to film school.
  • An IB French certificate.
  • Owning a small cafe.
  • Having a dog.
  • Living in a warm climate.
  • A bohemian existence. 
  • Musical ability.
  • A hairstyle that doesn't annoy me. 
  • Insightful things to say.
  • A role in a musical that isn't chorus. 
  • Having small, dorky motorcycle.
  • Physical fitness. 
  • Living in a city that has a subway/underground.
  • Seeing Broadway.
  • 'Settling down' after hopefully years of adventure. 
Love,
-J-

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012

    My tumblr to study ratio is disturbingly high.

    The average conversation on a facebook message with my class makes one want to weep for humanity. To sum up the entire conversation:
    • Want to hang out after exams?
    • Racism.
    • Link to "Why can't we be friends?"
    • Talk of killing animals.
    • Trolling.
    • Pizza. 
    Now you have seen into the inner workings of an IB kid brain, seen how the 'intelligent' kids function.

    One exam left: French. Then I shall be FREE! Free at last!

    Insanity level (current): 7/10
    Tiredness level (current): 4/10
    Determination to procrastinate (current): 8/10
    Exams completed: 3/4
    Days until last exam: 1
    Hours studying (collective): 4
    Hours procrastinating on Tumblr (collective): 7
    Cups of tea/coffee consumed (collective): 12
    Love,
    -J-

    Tuesday, January 24, 2012

    Today's post comes in crayon and three parts.

    Part 1- What does it mean?
    Gossip in my family should be phrased somewhat like an essay question:

    "*insert name here* did *insert action here* on facebook. Discuss at length."

    It's ridiculous that when I do something on facebook, I often hear my mom say something out loud down the hallway about it.

    When my grandmother and my mom get together, they analyze everything me and my cousins have posted in the preceding months. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

    Part 2- Science wing can't handle us:
    I was sitting in the hallway today after my exam with some of my friends, causally coloring in the coloring books I brought to school, you know, as the average teenager does to cope with exams. Then the following conversations took place:

    Friend: "I need to get three kilograms of honey."
    Me: "Why?"
    Friend: "I want to make mead."
    Me: "Why?"
    Friend: "Because I found a website that says how to make it."

    I think I have a slightly eccentric group of friends. To prove that, this is us drawn in crayon in the back of a Veggie Tales coloring book:


    Part 3- Updated exam counters:
    Insanity level (current): 4/10
    Tiredness level (current): 7/10
    Determination to procrastinate (current): 5/10
    Exams completed: 2/4
    Days until last exam: 2
    Hours studying (collective): 3
    Hours procrastinating on Tumblr (collective): 5
    Cups of tea/coffee consumed (collective): 11
    Love,
    -J-