"What's in that sandwich?" "Peperoni." Teacher: "LANGUAGE!" "Peperoni?"

There's been a few funny things that have happened in the last few days.

Today, last period, some guys were procrastinating from doing their science work, and so when the TA walked over to tell them to do their work, they asked her what her favourite pirate attire was.
From this conversation arose one of the world's worst jokes:

What do pirates listen to music on?

Answer: The ipatch.

You might have to read that out loud to get it... but isn't that such a terrible joke?

Today Katie A. and I managed to creep James out by asking him questions about his sandwich in a British accent. I feel skilled.

Yesterday I went to Sam's house. Sam's hair was kind of messy because she had run through a sprinkler. Her mom commented that she could probably make her hair really curly, especially if she used some of her hair product. All's good with saying that, but the way she stated it was: "I bet I could make your hair really curly, especially if I rub my junk in it." I almost managed to keep myself from laughing, but unfortunately Angela saw me starting to smile and completely lost it, causing everyone in the kitchen to have a laughing fit.

There's no school on Thursday and Friday, so it's actually kind of the weekend right now. Yeah!
-J- out

"And the clown was on top of the car going 130km." *I look confused, they laugh* I'm still confused.

I have to say nothing interesting at all happened to me today. I did go for a walk with Katie, not planned, but I was going to the store to get a slushie with my recently acquired $5, and she happened to be taking a dog down the street for a walk. So we ended up taking the dog on a half an hour walk and kind of expected it to pass out near the end.

Family Force 5 songs have been stuck in my head for about a week now. It's terrible, because they are the corniest songs ever, so when one of your teachers is trying to explain a concept to you, it's terrible when all you can think is,"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a dance war!"

My parents decided that they don't like the effects of coffee on me, so alas! I have been banished to decaf.

Anything interesting happening in anybody else's life? Because nobody seems to be posting lately(*coughMoriahandAndrea!*)

Three day week, four day weekend! Woot!
Hearts,
-J-

*fight breaks out in mall between two girls* Katie A.: "They probably found out they were dating the same guy...or they were wearing the same shoes."

I'm chilling in Moncton for the weekend, and today my family is heading over to my grandparents town to help them move to a house across town. The hotel I'm staying at has a pool with a water slide and is filled with small, screaming children.

Yesterday, some of the guys in my class discovered that I blush really, really easily. They decided to make a game out of it. I ended up stabbing Sam in the eye with a pencil by accident, but thankfully it was the eraser end and he was wearing glasses, so I didn't have an eyeball skewered on the end of my pencil. I actually feel kind of bad about it, though.
May your life be filled with rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
-J-

glurg... *snore*

Sorry if this is a failure in grammar and the English language in general. My head isn't working very well.

I've been feeling extremely crappy ever since Sunday night. I'm staying home today, and I already stayed home yesterday. I slept most of yesterday, which extremely rare for me. I think I'm over the worst of it, though. As in I can kind of eat and I'm not throwing up anymore. Unfortunately, I ended up passing it on to my mom.
Love,
-J-