I'm hungry. And cold. And too lazy to go get food. And I probably shouldn't because it's 1am.

I've decided to take a break from studying etc for one night, and just do anything I want.

Exams start on Monday. I have 2 on Monday, 2 on Tuesday, none on Wednesday, and 1 on Thursday. I'll be so incredibly happy when they're done. Just watch, Thursday afternoon, my cries of sheer enthusiasm and joy. I'm planning inviting a bunch of my friends over and having a giant taco party.

I had a very pessimistic day yesterday. It started out when I ran over slippery snow to get to my bus, and I was just to be about to step onto it when the doors closed and it drove away. I had to see the humorous side of that to endure the walk back up the slippery hill. Mom had to scrape the ice and snow off the van after a night shift and drove uptown to drop me off. After that, it wasn't too bad, until I had to sit down and write my Social Studies essay.

The stress from exams are taking their toll on most people. For example, I will go laugh at almost anything. A while ago, I don't know how this came about, but I asked Sam,"You would tell me if my butt was the size of a bus, right?". She replied,"Of course." I then proceeded to sit on her and she screamed,"Don't sit on me with that thing! It's the size of a bus!". Yesterday, we were arguing over the lyrics to a song, and she said ,"You're always convinced you're right! Your ego is almost as big as your big, bus sized (butt)!" We were in hysterics while Katie A. stood there awkwardly wondering what she missed.
Good times,
-J-

Ah, finally a weekend of comic books and Star Wars. I'm letting all my inner(or not so inner...) dork out at once.

Today was a fun day, it was much better than the rest of this extremely tedious week. Hmmm, let's see what happened...

Before Science class, Shantel said something that caused guy Sam to point and me to do the awkward turtle. The problem is that we were standing facing each other, and it made us bump our knuckles together and crack very loudly. It was somewhat painful, but it also made us laugh hysterically for a while. It was definitely an epic fail, or win, depending on your point of view.

At lunch, there was a guy who was standing in such a place as to block the stairs as well as the hallway, put his hands out and let out a good 30 second scream that sounded sort of like a dinosaur roar. It definitely brought a smile to my face.

While Katie A., Sam and I walked back from lunch uptown today, there was a lady who stopped us and asked if any of us were good with a lighter. We spent the next few minutes watching Sam trying to light the lady's cigarette. Sure, can't get your smoke lit, so ask the local high school students. I found that somewhat funny.

I had major deja vu at Sam's house, today. We had just finished eating fries, and without thinking I put my fork in the salt on my plate. I then put some on my finger, and licked it. I was thoroughly disgusted. It was really weird at that moment because I realized a couple of weeks ago I had a dream about the exact thing happening, with the same people present as well as me sitting at the same place at the table. I remember something like that happening at Montreal last May, when we were at a square with a bunch of buskers, and I remembered a dream I had that was set in a place that looked strangely like that square. I had never been there before. I'm confused how my dreams have predicted several completely random things.

I craved Cheetos for the majority of this week. Finally, I got some on Thursday at lunch. I think that my friends were happy that I finally shut up about how much I wanted Cheetos.
Love,
-J-

Since when do weekends go so fast?

Today, I had to prevent a girl who lives up the street from beating my brother to death at church while waiting to go home. I was so ticked off at her by the end of it. Generally I don't really look out for my brother, but she would have done some serious damage if I wasn't there. She gave me a metal baseball bat to hold for a while, and somehow I started listening to my ipod, to songs from old disney movies and using the bat as a microphone. I got some weird looks, but somehow I saved myself from being beaten to a large extent and prevented her from taking the bat to my brother. That girl is so violent, and she's only like 10. She's such a spoiled brat. ERRRGE.

I'm proud of myself, because I managed to write a song yesterday. It was something that I just haven't been seemed to be able to figure out until now. Well, I only wrote the lyrics, I still need to figure out the chords.

It's 4pm, and I haven't done anything yet today. I'm really too lazy of a child.

I was eating a candy cane, and it shattered on me. I now have little green shards everywhere.
-J-

I'm blue da da de dum de die daba de dum daba die

I hung out with Moriah today, for the first time in forever. I got all my ranting about my life out of the way in a single afternoon. She isn't tight with most of my friends, and the same goes for me with her friends. So, sometime a while ago, we became ranting buddies. We sat there in her room for the good part of three hours playing with one of those lights that has all the little clear plastic strings sticking out of the top of it. I have a feeling that we are easily amused, which reminds me that I should turn the lights off and turn on my disco ball. Ahh, much better.

Today, I feel like life is good. I'm young, stuffed with junk food, listening to music, and sitting in the same room as a working disco ball(it sure is distracting, though...). I also have semi blue hair, and I'm wearing neon colored argyle socks.

Glee is epic :). My ipod started playing the Glee soundtrack, so I felt like stating that. It's like a good High School Musical. Uhh, why do I even compare the two?

The song 'Beside Me' by Marianas Trench is stuck in my head right now. *coughcoughMoriah*.

Today, I was walking up the front steps at Moriah's house, and I tripped over a stair and landed on my butt on the next stair up. I guess I'm such an uncoordinated person that I've learned how to fall without hurting myself. My failure at walking from one place to another without slipping, falling, wiping out, etc, is laugh worthy.

That 3/4 of a burger I ate for supper is making me feel sick. Ick.

Go to youtube, and search "Charles and Mr. Moosie". You will not regret it. It totally made my day.

I have run out of things to write about. Oh, squirt bottle kid got his squirt bottle taken away in math class yesterday. The teacher thought it was hilarious, but it still means we weren't able to train Corey out of his annoyingness yet.

Good quotes from summer and 9th grade so far:

• "Apparently Paris Hilton is pretty smart. She used to be a business woman, or something like that. Her dad is one, too."
• "I don't prance, I frolic."
• "Guys suck. Did I mention guys suck?"
• "Run your hands through you lovely hair."
  
• "Don't be silly, buffalos don't exist."
  
• "That's what she said... dancingly."
• "Yeah, he's a horny fruitard."
• "CHAINSAW MASSACRE BOY!"
• "WOOO! ville."
• "Penguins and polar bears."
• "Do you ever get the excessive need to dance?"
  
• "I had my face fed through the meat grinder as a child" "Mmmmm, burgers."
  
• "I'm leaving you for a girl who can lick her eyeball with her tongue!"
• "And then... and then... I'm gonna beat you up."
• "... and now I smell like a buffalo."
• "Here I am... feed me."
• "The automatic door attacked me. Must be karma."
• "This is a record for how many people I've stalked in a day."
• "I lived in Africa." Three guys in unison: "IT'S LIKE MEAN GIRLS!"
• "You are the pansiest princess in the whole world."
• "I'm gonna vandalize your house." A week later: "I seriously, somebody vandalized your house?"
  
• "Haha, you got soaked with Dr. Pepper." "SHUT UP!"
• "If you're from Africa, why are you white?" "I'm like Michael Jackson, I bleached my skin."
  

Oh, good times
Love,
-J-