Since when do weekends go so fast?

Today, I had to prevent a girl who lives up the street from beating my brother to death at church while waiting to go home. I was so ticked off at her by the end of it. Generally I don't really look out for my brother, but she would have done some serious damage if I wasn't there. She gave me a metal baseball bat to hold for a while, and somehow I started listening to my ipod, to songs from old disney movies and using the bat as a microphone. I got some weird looks, but somehow I saved myself from being beaten to a large extent and prevented her from taking the bat to my brother. That girl is so violent, and she's only like 10. She's such a spoiled brat. ERRRGE.

I'm proud of myself, because I managed to write a song yesterday. It was something that I just haven't been seemed to be able to figure out until now. Well, I only wrote the lyrics, I still need to figure out the chords.

It's 4pm, and I haven't done anything yet today. I'm really too lazy of a child.

I was eating a candy cane, and it shattered on me. I now have little green shards everywhere.
-J-

I'm blue da da de dum de die daba de dum daba die

I hung out with Moriah today, for the first time in forever. I got all my ranting about my life out of the way in a single afternoon. She isn't tight with most of my friends, and the same goes for me with her friends. So, sometime a while ago, we became ranting buddies. We sat there in her room for the good part of three hours playing with one of those lights that has all the little clear plastic strings sticking out of the top of it. I have a feeling that we are easily amused, which reminds me that I should turn the lights off and turn on my disco ball. Ahh, much better.

Today, I feel like life is good. I'm young, stuffed with junk food, listening to music, and sitting in the same room as a working disco ball(it sure is distracting, though...). I also have semi blue hair, and I'm wearing neon colored argyle socks.

Glee is epic :). My ipod started playing the Glee soundtrack, so I felt like stating that. It's like a good High School Musical. Uhh, why do I even compare the two?

The song 'Beside Me' by Marianas Trench is stuck in my head right now. *coughcoughMoriah*.

Today, I was walking up the front steps at Moriah's house, and I tripped over a stair and landed on my butt on the next stair up. I guess I'm such an uncoordinated person that I've learned how to fall without hurting myself. My failure at walking from one place to another without slipping, falling, wiping out, etc, is laugh worthy.

That 3/4 of a burger I ate for supper is making me feel sick. Ick.

Go to youtube, and search "Charles and Mr. Moosie". You will not regret it. It totally made my day.

I have run out of things to write about. Oh, squirt bottle kid got his squirt bottle taken away in math class yesterday. The teacher thought it was hilarious, but it still means we weren't able to train Corey out of his annoyingness yet.

Good quotes from summer and 9th grade so far:

• "Apparently Paris Hilton is pretty smart. She used to be a business woman, or something like that. Her dad is one, too."
• "I don't prance, I frolic."
• "Guys suck. Did I mention guys suck?"
• "Run your hands through you lovely hair."
  
• "Don't be silly, buffalos don't exist."
  
• "That's what she said... dancingly."
• "Yeah, he's a horny fruitard."
• "CHAINSAW MASSACRE BOY!"
• "WOOO! ville."
• "Penguins and polar bears."
• "Do you ever get the excessive need to dance?"
  
• "I had my face fed through the meat grinder as a child" "Mmmmm, burgers."
  
• "I'm leaving you for a girl who can lick her eyeball with her tongue!"
• "And then... and then... I'm gonna beat you up."
• "... and now I smell like a buffalo."
• "Here I am... feed me."
• "The automatic door attacked me. Must be karma."
• "This is a record for how many people I've stalked in a day."
• "I lived in Africa." Three guys in unison: "IT'S LIKE MEAN GIRLS!"
• "You are the pansiest princess in the whole world."
• "I'm gonna vandalize your house." A week later: "I seriously, somebody vandalized your house?"
  
• "Haha, you got soaked with Dr. Pepper." "SHUT UP!"
• "If you're from Africa, why are you white?" "I'm like Michael Jackson, I bleached my skin."
  

Oh, good times
Love,
-J-

Homework is so sickening.

Sorry, but I need to rant a slight bit more about school.

Today in English, I had to endure a test. This test included an writing an entire essay, and writing about the significance of about 10 different quotes. English is horrible this year. It's like how I wrote that 'tizzy' meant chaos. She corrected it as 'excited chaos'. Big difference, lady. She gives us these multiple choice tests that, out of the 4 possible answers, 3 could be right. I despise it. And I have her for the rest of the year, too. *pulls out hair*

OK, I'm done ranting about school.

What's with everybody posting their bra color as their facebook status today?

For the last two days, Sam and I have been walking around to our friends, quoting "I Will Survive", trading off lines. I think they've finally realized we've gone insane. That and the 'dramatically slamming yourself against the locker while saying "Whoa is me!"'. I'm pretty sure we've managed to scare most of the people in our hallway since school started up again.

Earlier I was looking over my blog entries from earlier in the year. Wow, I sounded depressed. Life is so much better now. I'm friends with my dorky guys in my class, and I'm loving it. Being friends with lots of girls is like constant "OMG! You like him?" "OMG! My hair is a mess!" "OMG! I hate her". Drama. Hate. Pointlessness. Guys are so much less judgmental. And so much more amusing.
Love,
-J-

Hey!!! I need your help!!!

I'm suppose to be doing homework right now, but this sort of is homework...

I need a topic for an essay for my English exam, like an argumentative essay. I have drawn a complete blank.

I also need a topic for my Social Studies essay, about "500-600 words on anything that happened in Canada before the 1980's". Could the teacher be more vague?

So, if anybody actually reads this, please comment and help me come up with a topic! I'm really not fussy.
So long, farewell,
-J-